Prepare for a wild journey into the bizarre realm of Gross Would You Rather Questions! Strap in because my students, the comedic masterminds behind these gut-busting scenarios, have crafted some seriously silly and stomach-churning dilemmas. If you’re up for the challenge, these questions are perfect for injecting some gross-out humor into your hangout sessions or adding a dash of excitement to a mundane classroom moment. These questions, deemed the best by my students, had them in stitches and are sure to elicit unforgettable reactions. But fair warning, these queries are not for the faint of heart. So, buckle up (or maybe not, considering what’s ahead), and let the gross games begin! These Gross Would You Rather Questions are suitable for both children and adults. 🤮.We had some of our students answer the questions too! See if you agree or disagree with their answers! (The PDF download is after the questions)
Gross/Disgusting Would You Rather Questions
Would you Rather Eat Slimy Chicken Feet or a Big Fat Hairy Caterpillar?
Our students answer:
Slimy chicken feet all the way! I mean, come on, at least I know what chicken tastes like. The slimy part is a bit weird, but hey, it’s better than biting into a big fat hairy caterpillar. I have no clue what that would be like, and the hairy part? Yeah, no thanks. I’ll stick to the familiar sliminess of chicken feet over the mystery of a caterpillar any day.
Would you Rather Take a Bath in Dandruff or Ear Wax?
Our Students Answer:
Oh, gross! I think I’d have to go with the bath in dandruff. I mean, neither option sounds appealing, but dandruff is at least a bit more, um, standard? Ear wax just feels like a whole new level of ickiness.
Would you Rather Smell a Rotten Egg or Raw Fish?
Our Students Answer:
I’d go with raw fish on this one. Rotten egg smells are just too overpoweringly bad. Raw fish might not be the most pleasant scent, but at least it doesn’t have that instant gag reflex effect.
Would you Rather Eat a Fried Tarantula or a Fried Cow Tongue?
Our students answer:
Fried cow tongue, but I’m not happy about it. I can’t imagine sinking my teeth into a fried tarantula, just the thought gives me the creeps! Cow tongue might be a bit weird, but it’s a lot more within my comfort zone.
Would you Rather Kiss Bigfoot or Shrek?
Our students answer:
Oh, like, totally Shrek! I mean, he’s all green and weird, but at least he talks and stuff. Bigfoot’s, like, this mysterious hairy dude. Kissing him would be like, “Is this a monster or a really furry guy?” Shrek is at least, you know, a talkative ogre with layers and all that.
Would you Rather your Farts be SUPER Loud but don’t Smell or Silent but Smell Extremely Bad?
Our students answer:
I’d pick the farts that are louder than a dinosaur roar but as odorless as, like, a field of flowers. Why? Because who wants a stealth-mode stink bomb situation?
Would you Rather Eat a Plate of Hair or Drink a Glass of Sweat?
Our students answer:
Eww, that’s soooo gross! I guess if I had to pick, I’d go for the plate of hair. But, like, can I just eat, like, imaginary hair instead?
Would you Rather Have 3 Eyes or 3 Ears?
Our students answer:
More eyes means more cool stuff to see, like a superhero with special goggles but on my face. Having three ears, though? Nah, that’s just weird and confusing.
Would you Rather have Extremely Long Nose Hairs or Long Curly Fingernails?
Our students answer:
I’d go for long curly fingernails. I mean, at least you could paint them funky colors or something, right? Extremely long nose hairs just sound like a constant tickle party, and nobody wants that.
Would you Rather Sleep in a Bed Full of Ants or a Bed Full of Spiders?
Our students answer:
I’d lean towards the bed full of ants because, you know, they’re less likely to bite than spiders. Ants might give a tiny nip, but it’s usually no big deal. Spiders, on the other hand, can be more painful with their bites, and some of them could be venomous.
Would you Rather be Stuck in a Box Full of Mosquitos or a Box Full of Bees?
Our students answer:
I guess I’d go with a box full of bees. Mosquitoes are just annoying, and their bites itch like crazy. Bees, on the other hand, might be buzzing around, but at least they’re not out for blood.
Would you Rather Have a Pillow Filled With Cold, Wet Oatmeal or a Blanket Made of Damp, Musty Seaweed?
Our students answer:
Both options sound pretty uncomfortable! I guess I’d go for the pillow filled with cold, wet oatmeal. I can handle a lumpy pillow, but a blanket made of damp, musty seaweed just sounds like a recipe for a not-so-pleasant sleep.
Why Do We Recommend “Gross or Disgusting Would You Rather” Questions?
“Would You Rather” questions of any variety offer a delightful and effective way to engage students in the English language while fostering a playful and interactive learning environment. Particularly, incorporating gross or silly scenarios into these questions has proven to be a fantastic tool for teachers. These unconventional prompts not only capture the attention of students but also provide a platform for them to express themselves creatively. The gross factor adds an element of surprise and humor, encouraging kids to share their opinions with enthusiasm. It’s remarkable how these questions can transform a language lesson into an exciting conversation, allowing students to showcase their funny personalities and making the learning process both enjoyable and memorable. By tapping into the innate curiosity and humor of children, “Would You Rather” questions become a valuable resource for language educators seeking to make language learning a lively and engaging experience.
